Monday, 4 November 2013

Call to Insane Productivity

COLLEGE STUDENTS UNITE! STAND STRONG IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING WORKLOADS! LAUGH IN THE FACE OF COLOUR-CODED CALENDARS! SHRUG OFF TRIPLE-BOOKED SCHEDULES! IT'S MIRACLE MONTH, AND THIS IS WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR!

WE WILL NOT GIVE UP ALL SENSE OF PERSONAL PRIDE IN OUR WORK! WE WILL REFUSE THE ANXIETY THAT IMPENDING DEADLINES OF DOOM SEEK TO INSTILL IN US! WE WILL NOT BECOME SHUT-IN HERMITS THAT FORGET TO EAT, SLEEP, AND INTERACT WITH OTHER LIVING BEINGS! WE WILL CONTINUE TO SHOWER FROM TIME TO TIME (THOUGH SHAVING WILL BE OPTIONAL) AND WE WILL PREVAIL!

WE WILL PROOFREAD EACH OTHER'S PAPERS! WE WILL TAKE NOTES FOR EACH OTHER WHEN SOMEONE IS TOO FRANTICALLY WORKING OR SLEEPING TO MAKE IT TO CLASS! WE WILL ENSURE THAT NO ONE PASSES AWAY UNNOTICED AT THEIR COMPUTER! AND WE WILL OCCASIONALLY DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SCHOOL-RELATED WITH EACH OTHER AND IF YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, THAT'S OKAY!

IT'S NOVEMBER! AND WE WILL MAKE IT TO DECEMBER ALIVE!

Seriously, all those weirdos who believe Movember started up for charity reasons don't know what they're talking about. I swear, it's because guys realized they didn't have time to do everything, so they gave up shaving. Said the girl who was posting to her blog when she should have been researching a philosophy paper.


“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” Douglas Adams

1 comment:

Art said...

Now I know how Movember started. Nice. Hang in there! !