Spring (however cold and wet it may be) is the time for new life, new jobs, and, apparently, new romances. A lot of people in my circle of friends and acquaintances are "coupling up". Therefore, it seems only practical to relay to everyone the same wise advice that I've received on the matter.
When I was in Peru, the male team leader sat us girls all down (or we were already sitting down... or we harassed him to give us advice...) and told us three important things to require in a man. The first two he gave us pretty easily, but the third he made us wait for a few days, telling us we'd have to buy the book. We wormed it out of him eventually.
So here they are, the three criteria that any man who wishes to pursue a girl must satisfy:
1. He has to be breathing (by himself)
2. He can't suck
and (dun duh duuunnn)
3. He has to be creative so that he can romance and surprise her.
Take it to heart, these are words of wisdom. I'm still waiting for the book to come out, Shaun. :-)
"Picado-er!" Shaun, to a misbehaving Edward (translates into something like "sinner")