Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Ronon vs. Teal'c

Just thought I'd say that if Teal'c and Ronon ever finished a sparring match, Teal'c would be the victor.

Ronon is formidable, but Teal'c has the brains. I mean, Ronon stands a chance, but he'd have to end the match quickly - use his elements of surprise and unpredictability to take Teal'c out within the first few hits, before Teal'c adjusts to his fighting style. But if Teal'c proves able to deal with this first brutal flury, then Ronon's rashness will eventually work against him. Teal'c's more calculated and polished technique, along with greater range of experience, will contribute to him being able to predict, counter, and eventually beat Ronon senseless.

And, as we have seen on television, Ronon is not able to overthrow Teal'c within the first minute or two, so we can be relatively certain that Teal'c trumps Ronon.

“A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.” Bruce Lee

14 comments:

Justinian said...

I think Ronan would win. He sparres more and is quicker. Plus Teal'c is an oldie.

art said...

Justinian does not know what he talks about. Teal'c has a tretonin dependency that gives him super human abilities of recovery. Ronan would just bleed. Ronan is impulsive and has trouble beating Teyla who is smaller than Teal'c. Teal'c has cheated death more times then Ronan has gone into battle.

To make the fight between the two fair, Teal'c would need to be given a handicap such as a blindfold or both legs tied together with rope.

Justinian said...

But Tealc is old. Ronan is young so clearly ronan would win. Plus Ronan has enzyme running through him.

Carla said...

No, he does not have any enzymes in him! All the wraith enzymes Ronon had are gone now - remember Dr. Keller said his blood sample was normal?

Anonymous said...

so? Ronan doesn't need it, cause Tealc isn't in shape as much. And how do you overcome the fact tealc is old.

art said...

Justinian still does not know what he talks about.The enzyme wore off (which is why he was going crazy) and even if it didn't, the enzyme made his mind and body weak. (He couldn't even subdue his old friend who would have been beaten in 5 seconds by Teal'c.) Regarding age, that is irrelevant in this case. If Jaffa normally live to be 300 years and Ronan's race maxes out at 50 years, Ronan is approaching his end of life and Teal'c is still a baby.

Aimee said...

Teal'c could be out of practice. There has been a decline in Christopher Judge extreme stunts in the show first aired in the last 10 seasons. I'm sure his skill could do it, but he might need to remember which end of his staff shoots.

Justinian said...

According to Dad's logic, Ronan is old which means he would be wise. Teal'c is a baby he isn't wise.
Ronan' being smarter. Ronan would catch on to teal'c soon.

And it is true that Teal'c is outa practice. Besides the Wraith and Ronan in the Atlantis episode, he hasn't had a real fight for something like 53 years.

Here's how it would go:

Ronan would attack Teal'c in an aggresive manner and try to take him out quickly.
Teal'c would be just defending until he learned Ronans strategy.
When Teal'c realises that Ronan will do constant blows and never stop the assult, he aswell would go on the offensive.
Ronan would of all ready learned to get passed Teal'c's defenses before Teal'c attacked back.
RESULT: KO'ed Teal'c

whew

art said...

Except that they did spar and Ronan was not able to take out Teal'c. That means Ronan is not able to do a quick knockout. The longer the fight, the less likely Ronan can win. Therefore, the odds of winning go to Teal'c. Ronan has a nicer gun but if it is hand-to-hand, the gun does not help.

Ronan is a runner who falls in love with women. Teal'c on the other hand is a fighter with regenerative powers who does not lose his focus.

Carla said...

I actually agree with Justin now! Teal'c hasn't fought any enemies for 5o ish years now. Ronon would beat him.
'nuff said

Carla said...

Interesting that in my last comment, I didn't sign in. I must have been drugged or something, because I don't remember writing that...

I think we all agree on how Teal'c would be on the defensive for the first while, before switching to offense. And we all agree (I think) that Teal'c would be able to break through Ronon's defenses. The issue we disagree about is whether Teal'c can last that long, being old and out of practice.

As he demonstrated in the episode, he can hold off Ronon. His age hasn't affected him at all. It's like Dad said - the longer the fight lasts, the harder it will be for Ronon to surprise Teal'c, which is really his only advantage over him.

Anonymous said...

tealcs age presents no problem what so ever he has more experience lets look at some of the best athletes in the world some of them such as ali, randy couture, bernard hopkins havent achieved there greatest victories until they were older so age is out the window. Ronnon shows a much more head on approach to hand to hand while tealc was more of the counter fighter. Going to have to gie it to tealc in the later rounds

The Wise One said...

After reviewing some stuff I realize Ronan would win because Teal'c wouldn't expect it because they are supposed to be allies. Ronan would randomly strike Teal'c and knock him out. If it was a fair fight, Ronan should still win with all the hidden knives he has.

Anonymous said...

Teal'c is way Stronger(muscle) but a little taller than ronnon, and way more experianced in close combat, and have trained many jaffa and he have one of the greates trainer Bratak ! he can fight without hes eye ! he can regenerate is self ... what about ronon ???? give it up Ronon just cant fight these guy, you guy are probably defending him because hes one of your favorite hero...