Friday, 19 September 2008

Bathroom Reader

Today at the uni I discovered a theological conversation scratched into the door of a bathroom stall. We've all seen graffiti scratched in bathrooms before, but this was something. I thought, "Who doesn't like a little good bathroom reading?" and copied it down so I could post it on my blog.

-Coffee is evil, caffeine is salvation
-Partying is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell
-The quest for a man may be fun but the quest for God is more satisfying!
-She's correct. Wait 10 years and you'll understand.
-Oh bugger off!
-Don't be patronizing
-The quest for chocolate is better
-There's more to life than questing for God
-Find the gods in everything
-The optimist
-If you enjoy looking for that which does not exist, have at it
-Religion is how you make your life feel like it has purpose and meaning when it really DOES NOT

Also on the bathroom door:
"All life and order in the universe is all poo patterns."
"The universe is supported on the back of a great poo tortoise."

Off to the side, someone wrote, "If you make them angry, that's as good as winning."

Oh? That's what these discussions are about? Winning?

Well, one person at least seemed to have a little sense. Scrawled, almost unnoticed amidst the larger etchings, was the simple statement "Life is strange"

Yes, so it is.

To steal a quote from Emily, "Yeah, that's profound. I think I'm going to write it on the bathroom wall." -Fonzie


Aimee said...

SB girls washroom.

far left stall?

Oh, while your at it, check out basement Science theatres, that bathroom. It's quite something.

Anonymous said...

You must have been in there a long time! :) Did you write anything profound of your own?

art said...

I wonder if girl's washrooms have more writing then boy's washrooms. Except for guys working out math problems, they usually don't have too much to say.